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Live Edition · Friday, June 5, 2026 · 10 stories live

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Issue · Jun 5
Internet / Filed under: Jun 5
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He went viral for something he didn’t do. The internet refuses to let him stop being him.

A graphic designer in Denver went viral for a video he was not in. He has spent eighteen months trying to correct the record. He now has 340,000 followers across four platforms. He has, this month,…

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Parenting / Filed under: Jun 4
02

Her teenager has been billing her for emotional labor.

A 15-year-old in Seattle has been sending her mother monthly Venmo requests labeled "household management & emotional regulation." The amounts are small. The descriptions are devastating. The mother has paid every one.

Read the receipts → 8 min
Work / Filed under: Jun 3
03

Her executive assistant turned out to be three different assistants.

A senior executive at a Boston firm discovered that her executive assistant — who she had been emailing every workday for two years — was actually three different contractors in three different time zones. The work…

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A man expensed his therapy as "professional development." It worked.

Good morning. It's a Tuesday, which means somewhere out there, a person is right now justifying a purchase they cannot afford with a logic they cannot defend.

This morning's offender: a project manager in Austin who put twelve weeks of therapy on his corporate card under "leadership coaching." Finance approved it. His therapist had no idea.

Today's lesson in the great American workplace: the line between a perk and a heist is mostly just confidence...

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