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Money

Money May 28, 2026

The startup pivoted to vibes. The Series A came through anyway.

A San Francisco company quietly changed its mission statement from "AI workflow automation" to "vibes-as-a-service." Six weeks later, they closed a $14 million Series A. Two of the lead investors did not appear to notice the…
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Money May 26, 2026

His robotic vacuum has a better credit score than he does

A Brooklyn man discovered that his robot vacuum had been quietly building credit history under its own name for two years. The vacuum has a 740 FICO. He has a 612. The bank had questions for…
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