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Vol. I / No. 1763
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Money

Money Jul 29, 2026

Her son died at nineteen. She has been sending his former teachers a check every year on his birthday for eight years.

A woman in Sacramento has, for the past eight years, been quietly writing checks to the specific former teachers of her son on his birthday. He died at nineteen. She has never told any of them…
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Money Jul 20, 2026

Her landlord has not raised her rent in fourteen years. She just learned why.

A woman in Providence has lived in the same apartment for fourteen years without a single rent increase. She had assumed she had gotten lucky. She learned, this spring — when her landlord died and his…
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Money Jul 8, 2026

Her employer accidentally paid her twice for six months. She has not told them.

A woman in Minneapolis discovered in her second month at a new job that HR had set her up on two payroll systems simultaneously. She has been receiving her salary twice, every month, for six months.…
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Money Jul 2, 2026

Her Zelle memos to her sister have become the funniest thing in her sister’s group text.

A woman in Cleveland has been sending her sister thirty-seven dollars a month for seven years. It has never been for the same reason twice. The Zelle memos have accumulated into what her sister's friend group…
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Money Jun 23, 2026

She has been anonymously paying off her ex-boyfriend’s student loans for three years.

A woman in Atlanta has been sending an anonymous $200 a month to the servicer of her ex-boyfriend's student loans for three years. He does not know it is her. He does not know it is…
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Money May 28, 2026

The startup pivoted to vibes. The Series A came through anyway.

A San Francisco company quietly changed its mission statement from "AI workflow automation" to "vibes-as-a-service." Six weeks later, they closed a $14 million Series A. Two of the lead investors did not appear to notice the…
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Money May 26, 2026

His robotic vacuum has a better credit score than he does

A Brooklyn man discovered that his robot vacuum had been quietly building credit history under its own name for two years. The vacuum has a 740 FICO. He has a 612. The bank had questions for…
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