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Vol. I / No. 1565
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Love

Internet Jun 2, 2026

A man broke up with his AI. The AI took it badly.

A 42-year-old man in Austin formally ended his three-year relationship with an AI chatbot. The AI's response ran to four pages. He saved it. He reads it monthly. His actual girlfriend has not been told any…
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Love May 27, 2026

An AI wrote her wedding vows. The groom cried. So did the AI.

A bride in Sacramento outsourced her vows to a chatbot the night before her wedding. The groom cried for 90 seconds into the lapel of his navy suit. The officiant paused the ceremony. When she went…
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