EST. 2026
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Vol. I / No. 1657
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Love

Love Jul 3, 2026

Their marriage counselor gave up and sent them to a couples’ improv class. It saved the marriage. Sort of.

A couple in Providence, in their third year of couples therapy, was given an unusual referral by their therapist: an eight-week couples' improv comedy class. The therapist had, apparently, decided their communication problem was actually a…
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Love Jun 29, 2026

She matched with her own husband on Hinge. He was single. She was not.

A woman in Nashville matched with her husband of eleven years on Hinge. He was, according to his profile, single. Never married. Looking for something serious. She was — very obviously — not single. She has…
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Love Jun 18, 2026

The wedding was cancelled in 2020. The WhatsApp group has been active every day since.

A bachelorette-party WhatsApp group was formed in 2019. The wedding was cancelled in 2020. Nobody left the group. Six years later, the twelve women in it message every day — about their jobs, their children, their…
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Internet Jun 12, 2026

The AI told her to leave him. She did. Eighteen months later, she is not sure who decided.

A woman in Phoenix asked ChatGPT for advice about her marriage. The AI advised divorce. She filed two weeks later. Eighteen months on, in a happier place, she is uncertain how to feel about who, exactly,…
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Internet Jun 2, 2026

A man broke up with his AI. The AI took it badly.

A 42-year-old man in Austin formally ended his three-year relationship with an AI chatbot. The AI's response ran to four pages. He saved it. He reads it monthly. His actual girlfriend has not been told any…
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Love May 27, 2026

An AI wrote her wedding vows. The groom cried. So did the AI.

A bride in Sacramento outsourced her vows to a chatbot the night before her wedding. The groom cried for 90 seconds into the lapel of his navy suit. The officiant paused the ceremony. When she went…
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