But the domain was taken. So was Oof, Yikes, and — somehow — WhyMe. Wattalife was the last honest reaction left on the internet.
Somewhere between the recession and the rise of the algorithm, the absurd became the baseline. The 6am Slack from a CEO who pays you in equity. The dating app that needs your social security number. The therapist your insurance covers for thirteen minutes a year. The Roomba with better credit than you have.
Modern adult life isn't broken. It's just strange now — and most of the people writing about it are still pretending it isn't.
We're not pretending.
Wattalife is a daily publication for the people who notice the absurdity and have nowhere to put it. We collect it. We verify it. We write it down in three minutes or less. Then we send it back to you at 7am, so you have something to mutter under your breath before the day begins.
If a story doesn't make you exhale audibly through your nose, it doesn't run. Our internal name for this test is The Exhale Test. About 80% of pitches fail it. We've made peace with this.
Every story is verified. Email threads, screenshots, court records, the email confirming the bizarre charge — we have them. We just can't always show you, because the people in them would rather we didn't. We protect sources. We do not protect their HR departments.
Every story is built to be read in the time it takes your coffee to cool. Anything longer, and you'll just close the tab. Anything shorter, and we haven't done the work.
If a story is being yelled about on five other websites by Tuesday, we are not the sixth website yelling. There is enough yelling. We are tired.
Modern life is absurd. The people inside it are mostly just tired. The line between observing the absurdity and mocking the person living through it is thin, and we work hard to stay on the right side of it. If you find us on the wrong side, write to us. We will fix it.
Started Wattalife after a sixteen-year career in places she'd rather not name, where she eventually noticed that her job had quietly become writing the absurd down in slide decks no one would read. Realized the slide decks were the point. Quit. Built this instead.
Lives in a small house with too many bookshelves and one extremely judgmental cat. Will not be photographed.
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