EST. 2026
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Vol. I / No. 1626
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Work

Work Jun 30, 2026

He has been trying to get fired for six months. He has been promoted twice.

A senior engineer at a Bay Area software company decided in December that he wanted out. He has been, in careful escalating fashion, trying to get himself fired ever since. His performance metrics keep going up.…
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Work Jun 15, 2026

Her out-of-office reply has become the best writing of her career.

A woman in Chicago wrote an out-of-office email reply in a single afternoon in 2022. Three years later, it has been screenshotted, framed, quoted at conferences, and read aloud at a friend's wedding. It is the…
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Work Jun 8, 2026

She drafted her resignation letter in 2019. She hasn’t sent it.

A woman in Boston drafted a beautifully composed resignation letter in 2019. She has updated it forty-seven times. She has not sent it. The letter now lives in her drafts folder like an annual Christmas card…
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Work Jun 3, 2026

Her executive assistant turned out to be three different assistants.

A senior executive at a Boston firm discovered that her executive assistant — who she had been emailing every workday for two years — was actually three different contractors in three different time zones. The work…
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Work May 24, 2026

A woman expensed her divorce. HR approved it.

A woman in Denver submitted a $487 receipt from a family law attorney with the subject line "reimbursement: marital dissolution consultation." The HR rep stared at it for a full minute. Then she approved it. The…
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