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Vol. I / No. 1785
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Work

Work Aug 10, 2026

For twenty-three years, he has been the only person in America still making a part for a dryer that stopped being manufactured in 1978.

A retired machinist in Missoula has, for twenty-three years, been the only person in the country still making one small brass gear for a clothes dryer that stopped being manufactured in 1978. He makes them in…
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Work Aug 4, 2026

For twelve years, she has quietly written down one sentence from every emergency room patient she has scribed. She has 43,000 sentences.

A night-shift medical scribe in Baltimore has, for the past twelve years, been quietly writing down one specific sentence from every emergency room patient she has documented. She has 43,000 sentences. She has never told a…
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Work Aug 3, 2026

Three months ago, her new coworker started leaving her a specific small note every Monday morning. She has not, in three months, ever mentioned the notes.

A woman in Charlotte has, for the past three months, been receiving a specific small handwritten note on her desk every Monday morning from a coworker she barely knows. She has not, in three months, ever…
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Work Jul 22, 2026

The employees at a small Nebraska water plant have been writing letters to their eventual replacements for twenty-nine years.

Seven employees at a small municipal water treatment plant in central Nebraska have, over twenty-nine years, developed the specific practice of writing letters to whoever will be doing their jobs after they retire. Every new employee…
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Work Jul 13, 2026

Their office designated one room as a “wellness space.” The employees turned it into an underground economy.

A downtown Chicago office designated one small room as a "wellness/quiet space" in 2023. Employees have, without any official acknowledgment, turned it into an informal trading floor — power naps for coffee runs, meeting prep for…
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Work Jun 30, 2026

He has been trying to get fired for six months. He has been promoted twice.

A senior engineer at a Bay Area software company decided in December that he wanted out. He has been, in careful escalating fashion, trying to get himself fired ever since. His performance metrics keep going up.…
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Work Jun 15, 2026

Her out-of-office reply has become the best writing of her career.

A woman in Chicago wrote an out-of-office email reply in a single afternoon in 2022. Three years later, it has been screenshotted, framed, quoted at conferences, and read aloud at a friend's wedding. It is the…
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Work Jun 8, 2026

She drafted her resignation letter in 2019. She hasn’t sent it.

A woman in Boston drafted a beautifully composed resignation letter in 2019. She has updated it forty-seven times. She has not sent it. The letter now lives in her drafts folder like an annual Christmas card…
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