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Live Edition · Thursday, June 11, 2026 · 14 stories live

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Issue · Jun 11
Aging / Filed under: Jun 11
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Her father started cosplaying as his own younger self. He has been getting compliments at Target.

A 67-year-old man in suburban Minneapolis began, in the spring of 2025, dressing exactly as he had in 1987 — same haircut, same sweaters, same Polaroid camera. His daughter does not know if this is grief,…

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Parenting / Filed under: Jun 10
02

Her 13-year-old son has been reviewing her cooking on a secret blog.

A 13-year-old in Portland has been running a private food blog for two years, reviewing every meal his mother makes. The blog has 47 readers — all his friends. The reviews are devastatingly accurate. He has…

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Internet / Filed under: Jun 9
03

She has been receiving someone else’s mail for nine years. She has started to miss him.

A woman in Cincinnati has been receiving mail addressed to a previous tenant — a man named David — for nine years. Through it, she has learned about his life: his promotions, his health scares, his…

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A man expensed his therapy as "professional development." It worked.

Good morning. It's a Tuesday, which means somewhere out there, a person is right now justifying a purchase they cannot afford with a logic they cannot defend.

This morning's offender: a project manager in Austin who put twelve weeks of therapy on his corporate card under "leadership coaching." Finance approved it. His therapist had no idea.

Today's lesson in the great American workplace: the line between a perk and a heist is mostly just confidence...

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