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Live Edition 100% Satire · Friday, July 31, 2026 · 50 stories live

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Issue · Jul 31
Editor's Note / Filed under: Jul 31
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I have written forty-five of these now. I would like to describe what I have noticed.

An editor's note. Forty-five issues in, Margot Hale steps back to describe what she has come to notice across every story she has, over the past nine weeks, written down. It is not what she expected…

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Community / Filed under: Jul 30
02

Every night for three years, her upstairs neighbor has knocked twice on the ceiling. She has knocked back. Neither of them has ever explained.

A woman in Cincinnati has, for the past three years, been exchanging two nightly knocks with an upstairs neighbor she has never met. She is not, in the strict sense, sure whether the arrangement is care,…

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Money / Filed under: Jul 29
03

Her son died at nineteen. She has been sending his former teachers a check every year on his birthday for eight years.

A woman in Sacramento has, for the past eight years, been quietly writing checks to the specific former teachers of her son on his birthday. He died at nineteen. She has never told any of them…

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A man expensed his therapy as "professional development." It worked.

Good morning. It's a Tuesday, which means somewhere out there, a person is right now justifying a purchase they cannot afford with a logic they cannot defend.

This morning's offender: a project manager in Austin who put twelve weeks of therapy on his corporate card under "leadership coaching." Finance approved it. His therapist had no idea.

Today's lesson in the great American workplace: the line between a perk and a heist is mostly just confidence...

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