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Live Edition 100% Satire · Friday, August 14, 2026 · 56 stories live

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Issue · Aug 14
Work / Filed under: Aug 10
01

For twenty-three years, he has been the only person in America still making a part for a dryer that stopped being manufactured in 1978.

A retired machinist in Missoula has, for twenty-three years, been the only person in the country still making one small brass gear for a clothes dryer that stopped being manufactured in 1978. He makes them in…

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Community / Filed under: Aug 7
02

Every April for six years, he has quietly repainted his elderly neighbor’s mailbox in the specific blue her late husband picked in 1998.

A man in a small town in Iowa has, for the past six years, been quietly repainting his elderly widowed neighbor's mailbox every April — matching the specific shade of blue her late husband picked in…

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Family / Filed under: Aug 6
03

Her mother has dementia. She has been writing weekly letters to the version of her mother who is no longer available, for nine years.

A woman in Ann Arbor has, for the past nine years, been quietly writing weekly letters to the specific version of her mother that her mother's dementia has taken. Her mother is still alive. She has…

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From: The Wattalife Team
A man expensed his therapy as "professional development." It worked.

Good morning. It's a Tuesday, which means somewhere out there, a person is right now justifying a purchase they cannot afford with a logic they cannot defend.

This morning's offender: a project manager in Austin who put twelve weeks of therapy on his corporate card under "leadership coaching." Finance approved it. His therapist had no idea.

Today's lesson in the great American workplace: the line between a perk and a heist is mostly just confidence...

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