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Live Edition 100% Satire · Saturday, August 8, 2026 · 51 stories live

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Issue · Aug 8
Work / Filed under: Aug 3
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Three months ago, her new coworker started leaving her a specific small note every Monday morning. She has not, in three months, ever mentioned the notes.

A woman in Charlotte has, for the past three months, been receiving a specific small handwritten note on her desk every Monday morning from a coworker she barely knows. She has not, in three months, ever…

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Editor's Note / Filed under: Jul 31
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I have written fifty of these now. I would like to describe what I have noticed.

An editor's note. Fifty issues in, ten weeks to the day, Margot Hale steps back to describe what she has come to notice across every story she has, over the past ten weeks, written down. It…

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Community / Filed under: Jul 30
03

Every night for three years, her upstairs neighbor has knocked twice on the ceiling. She has knocked back. Neither of them has ever explained.

A woman in Cincinnati has, for the past three years, been exchanging two nightly knocks with an upstairs neighbor she has never met. She is not, in the strict sense, sure whether the arrangement is care,…

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Wattalife Daily · Satire Sample · 7:02 AM
From: The Wattalife Team
A man expensed his therapy as "professional development." It worked.

Good morning. It's a Tuesday, which means somewhere out there, a person is right now justifying a purchase they cannot afford with a logic they cannot defend.

This morning's offender: a project manager in Austin who put twelve weeks of therapy on his corporate card under "leadership coaching." Finance approved it. His therapist had no idea.

Today's lesson in the great American workplace: the line between a perk and a heist is mostly just confidence...

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