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Live Edition · Thursday, May 28, 2026 · 4 stories live

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Issue · May 28
Money / Filed under: May 28
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The startup pivoted to vibes. The Series A came through anyway.

The pivot happened on a Tuesday. The company — I will call it Nimbus, because the founders have asked for anonymity and because the actual name is somehow worse — had spent…

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Love / Filed under: May 27
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An AI wrote her wedding vows. The groom cried. So did the AI.

The bride’s name is Anna. She is thirty-one. She works in product marketing for a mid-sized software company in Sacramento. She has a graduate degree in English literature, which is the detail…

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Money / Filed under: May 26
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His robotic vacuum has a better credit score than he does

There is a man in Brooklyn — I will call him Derek, because he asked me to, and because he has been through enough — who recently discovered that his robotic vacuum…

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A man expensed his therapy as "professional development." It worked.

Good morning. It's a Tuesday, which means somewhere out there, a person is right now justifying a purchase they cannot afford with a logic they cannot defend.

This morning's offender: a project manager in Austin who put twelve weeks of therapy on his corporate card under "leadership coaching." Finance approved it. His therapist had no idea.

Today's lesson in the great American workplace: the line between a perk and a heist is mostly just confidence...

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