EST. 2026
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Vol. I / No. 1688
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Blog Jul 9, 2026

Their small-town bakery’s oven has been running continuously since 1974. Nobody has been willing to turn it off.

A family bakery in central Pennsylvania has an industrial oven that has been running, without shutdown, since 1974. Nobody working there today knows what would happen if they turned it off. Nobody has been willing to…
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Money Jul 8, 2026

Her employer accidentally paid her twice for six months. She has not told them.

A woman in Minneapolis discovered in her second month at a new job that HR had set her up on two payroll systems simultaneously. She has been receiving her salary twice, every month, for six months.…
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Modern Life Jul 7, 2026

She has been receiving the wrong Amazon packages for three years. She now gives them as gifts.

A woman in Tulsa has, for three years, been receiving one wrong Amazon package per month — small items intended for a person with a similar address. She has stopped trying to return them. She has…
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Aging Jul 6, 2026

Her 79-year-old aunt started stand-up comedy after her husband died. She is now the best act on the bill.

A recently widowed 79-year-old in Milwaukee signed up for an open mic night in 2024 "because the flyer was there." Two years later, she has a regular Wednesday spot at a small comedy club. Her material…
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Love Jul 3, 2026

Their marriage counselor gave up and sent them to a couples’ improv class. It saved the marriage. Sort of.

A couple in Providence, in their third year of couples therapy, was given an unusual referral by their therapist: an eight-week couples' improv comedy class. The therapist had, apparently, decided their communication problem was actually a…
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Money Jul 2, 2026

Her Zelle memos to her sister have become the funniest thing in her sister’s group text.

A woman in Cleveland has been sending her sister thirty-seven dollars a month for seven years. It has never been for the same reason twice. The Zelle memos have accumulated into what her sister's friend group…
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Parenting Jul 1, 2026

Her 9-year-old has been quietly editing his father’s work emails for a year.

A nine-year-old in Pittsburgh has, over the past year, been logging into his father's work email in the mornings before school and making small careful edits to sent drafts. Softening tone. Removing "just." Restructuring one particularly…
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Work Jun 30, 2026

He has been trying to get fired for six months. He has been promoted twice.

A senior engineer at a Bay Area software company decided in December that he wanted out. He has been, in careful escalating fashion, trying to get himself fired ever since. His performance metrics keep going up.…
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