EST. 2026
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Vol. I / No. 1657
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Love Jul 3, 2026

Their marriage counselor gave up and sent them to a couples’ improv class. It saved the marriage. Sort of.

A couple in Providence, in their third year of couples therapy, was given an unusual referral by their therapist: an eight-week couples' improv comedy class. The therapist had, apparently, decided their communication problem was actually a…
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Money Jul 2, 2026

Her Zelle memos to her sister have become the funniest thing in her sister’s group text.

A woman in Cleveland has been sending her sister thirty-seven dollars a month for seven years. It has never been for the same reason twice. The Zelle memos have accumulated into what her sister's friend group…
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Parenting Jul 1, 2026

Her 9-year-old has been quietly editing his father’s work emails for a year.

A nine-year-old in Pittsburgh has, over the past year, been logging into his father's work email in the mornings before school and making small careful edits to sent drafts. Softening tone. Removing "just." Restructuring one particularly…
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Work Jun 30, 2026

He has been trying to get fired for six months. He has been promoted twice.

A senior engineer at a Bay Area software company decided in December that he wanted out. He has been, in careful escalating fashion, trying to get himself fired ever since. His performance metrics keep going up.…
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Love Jun 29, 2026

She matched with her own husband on Hinge. He was single. She was not.

A woman in Nashville matched with her husband of eleven years on Hinge. He was, according to his profile, single. Never married. Looking for something serious. She was — very obviously — not single. She has…
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Internet Jun 26, 2026

She has been getting Ring notifications from a doorbell that isn’t hers. She has come to know the family.

A woman in Sacramento has, for eleven months, been receiving push notifications from a Ring doorbell somewhere in Ohio. She has never installed the app. Nobody knows why the notifications come to her phone. She has,…
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Aging Jun 25, 2026

Her 82-year-old grandfather has been writing Yelp reviews for restaurants he has never visited.

An 82-year-old man in Miami has, for two years, been writing highly detailed Yelp reviews for restaurants in cities he has never been to. The reviews are lyrical, specific, and completely fabricated. He has forty-seven followers.…
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Parenting Jun 24, 2026

Her 12-year-old has been running an unlicensed lending library from his backpack.

A sixth-grader in Seattle has been operating a small commercial library from inside his backpack. Books rent for a nickel a day. Late fees are a penny. He has, at last count, seventy-two books in circulation.…
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