EST. 2026
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Vol. I / No. 1686
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corporate life

Money Jul 8, 2026

Her employer accidentally paid her twice for six months. She has not told them.

A woman in Minneapolis discovered in her second month at a new job that HR had set her up on two payroll systems simultaneously. She has been receiving her salary twice, every month, for six months.…
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Work Jun 30, 2026

He has been trying to get fired for six months. He has been promoted twice.

A senior engineer at a Bay Area software company decided in December that he wanted out. He has been, in careful escalating fashion, trying to get himself fired ever since. His performance metrics keep going up.…
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Work Jun 15, 2026

Her out-of-office reply has become the best writing of her career.

A woman in Chicago wrote an out-of-office email reply in a single afternoon in 2022. Three years later, it has been screenshotted, framed, quoted at conferences, and read aloud at a friend's wedding. It is the…
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Work Jun 8, 2026

She drafted her resignation letter in 2019. She hasn’t sent it.

A woman in Boston drafted a beautifully composed resignation letter in 2019. She has updated it forty-seven times. She has not sent it. The letter now lives in her drafts folder like an annual Christmas card…
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