EST. 2026
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Vol. I / No. 1526
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Money May 26, 2026

His robotic vacuum has a better credit score than he does

A Brooklyn man discovered that his robot vacuum had been quietly building credit history under its own name for two years. The vacuum has a 740 FICO. He has a 612. The bank had questions for…
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