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Vol. I / No. 1573
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Internet Jun 5, 2026

He went viral for something he didn’t do. The internet refuses to let him stop being him.

A graphic designer in Denver went viral for a video he was not in. He has spent eighteen months trying to correct the record. He now has 340,000 followers across four platforms. He has, this month,…
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Aging Jun 1, 2026

She found out her therapist had been retired for two years.

A woman in Minneapolis discovered the therapist she had been seeing every Tuesday at 6 p.m. for two years had quietly retired in 2024. The sessions had continued. They had, in some ways, been helpful. She…
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