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Vol. I / No. 1601
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Parenting Jun 17, 2026

Her 4-year-old has been holding grudges her parents cannot understand.

A preschooler in Denver has, over the past year, developed a system of quiet grudges against specific adults for specific perceived slights. She remembers everything. She has held one grudge against a barista for eleven months.…
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Internet Jun 5, 2026

He went viral for something he didn’t do. The internet refuses to let him stop being him.

A graphic designer in Denver went viral for a video he was not in. He has spent eighteen months trying to correct the record. He now has 340,000 followers across four platforms. He has, this month,…
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